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"...you're being unpleasant."
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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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cedpipe:

jumped too far back in time

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annabellioncourt:

alvadee:

phantamxrose:

this one goes to alvadee

Oh gosh no. ;___;

NO. NOpe. THis. didn’t happen

not real

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the-toilet-whisperer:

if u ever get dysphoria from having to use gendered bathrooms just pretend ur a spy like “hehehe they all think I’m one of them”

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notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

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blondandclumsyleader:

xekstrin:

altitis:

this hiatus is really getting to me

i burst out laughing omg

YES!

4393 %

minamarrrina:

how californians see the US

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figsnstripes:

Link to Homestuck Design Contest Page

E-Mail What Pumpkin Link

What Pumpkin on twitter

Sources: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

Hot Topic is known amongst artist groups as one of the worst offenders of art theft in U.S. retailers. I know artists are important to What Pumpkin, and I’d imagine multiple cases of art theft would be a very big deal. The most well-known of the cases were stolen fan art from independent artists, which is the same demographic the Design Contest was aimed to.  I’m an artist myself and I wouldn’t want to support a store that steals from my peers.

The people running Hot Topic have zero respect to artists and to copyright law. They’ve been ripping-off independent artists’ storefronts, and continue do so. The whole company really should have been shut down long ago.

If you support artists, independent, fan artist, or any kind, you should oppose Hot Topic and MSPA’s association with them!

Tell What Pumpkin to kick Hot Topic out of the Design contest RIGHT NOW.

We have so little time left to stop this please tell them that it is completely unacceptable to do any sort of business with petty art thieves.

Even if you don’t know what to say, or if you think it would compromise the contestants; It won’t. Just please voice your thoughts in anyway you can put them. Don’t let Hot Topic get a dime out of Homestuck.

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science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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birdsquirrel:

"ur a giant fuckin dork" I say, trying to convey my great esteem and admiration for you as best I know how.

43756 %

scolipede:

When your opponent uses explosion and your Pokémon endure the hit

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mikuappendsweet:

really cool art of female characters with unnecessary panty shots

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wonclerful:

trying to be a normal teenager like 

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